Good morning, everyone. Eli, they said you wanted to see me in here?
Ms. Channing, my name is Michelle Yi, I'm with H.R.
Aw! Is this my official welcome? Oh, hello.
Well, here, I brought some first-day bagels and plain cream cheese.
Sometimes chives can be a little breathy, am I right?
Is this the woman who sexually harassed you? Yup, that's her.
Oh, good one! Really funny. Me harassing you?
Come on, you're not even my type.
Caroline, this isn't a joke. Trust me, I've been through four of these.
Wait, what's going on?
Ms. Channing, please don't address Carmen directly. Max.
"Max"? Is that a pet name she has for you, Carmen?
Yes. She also calls me "Caramel drizzle."
Can you tell me what exactly happened with Ms. Channing last night?
She fondled my breasts.
Ms. Yi, it's not how it sounds.
We were drinking, and I was pretending to be a man.
"Drinking." "Pretending to be a man."
Don't write that down. Don't write that down.
And Carmen, when Ms. Channing touched you, how did that make you feel?
Dirty. Dirty and underpaid.
She felt dirty? Come on, Ms. Yi, you don't know her.
She's the dirty girl. She is a dirty, dirty girl.
And does that turn you on?
No! It's almost impossible to turn me on.
Oh, good. Now I don't feel so bad.
Trust me, she's making this stuff up.
I'm sorry, Ms. Channing. We're gonna have to terminate your employment.
This is outrageous! Nothing she said ever happened.
Then how do you explain this?
That is a copy from a xerox machine badly in need of toner,
which is just one of the many oversights that would not have continued had I been made an executive here. Good day.
I don't know what she's talking about.
That butt couldn't be any toner. Write that down, write that down.
Can I get a peek at that?